Blindman Dwarf Sour Cherry Saison SIngle
$15.19
This foedered saison is tart and funky with juicy cherry notes and a farminess that takes you back to old euro beers.
Stone Arrogant Bastard Tall Can
$4.69
The beer with an attitude problem! 7.2% ABV.
Copypasta From The Arrogant Bastards Themselves
"This is an aggressive beer. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory—maybe something with a multimillion-dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made at an independent brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless seltzer / fizzy yellow beer / whatever-the-hell will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multimillion-dollar ad campaigns make all that junk taste better. Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.
We believe that pandering to the lowest common denominator represents the height of tyranny—a virtual form of keeping the consumer barefoot, stupid & led by the nose social media. Brought forth upon an unsuspecting public in 1997, Arrogant Bastard Ale openly challenged the tyrannical overlords who were brazenly attempting to keep the people chained in the shackles of poor taste. One glance around and it’s glaringly obvious: they’re winning...as of now. Yet we will not stop. Ever. Since the very beginning, Arrogant Bastard Ale has revelled in its unprecedented and uncompromising celebration of intensity. There have been many nods to Arrogant Bastard Ale…even outright attempts to copy it…but only one can ever embody the true nature of Liquid Arrogance! Hated By Many. Loved By Few."
Last Best Tokyo Drift IPA 4Pack
$20.19
Sliding around corners near you at 7.2% ABV, this Turbocharged IPA may not fit in with the rest of the franchise's sequels, but at least isn't a Pontiac Fiero flying in space. It does its own stunts and is bold, tropical, and definitely not stock thanks to the use of aftermarket mods such as Galaxy, Mosaic, Ella, Citra, and Simcoe hops.
Annex Make Waves Sour 4pack
$18.69
Dageraad Field Theory Saison 4pk
$18.99
Brewers notes:
Bone-dry and heavily dry-hopped with European noble hops, Field Theory is like a walk through a summer meadow. The brightly herbal hop aroma paves the way to the peppery phenols and fruity esters from fermentation with saison yeast. The beer leaves you with a crisp, dry finish and a powerful thirst for another sip.
Best of Kin Dad Beer 6-pack
$17.99
Producer's notes:
Brewed in memory of our dad, this is the beer he would’ve kept stocked in his mini fridge to enjoy after a long day’s work. A clean drinking, thirst quenching beer. Dad Beer is based on a Westphalia Altbier, a traditional German lagered ale. The four malts and three temperature mash rests provide a mild malty sweetness.
2 Crows Jubilee Fruit Sour Tall Can
$5.49
This funky sour has lovely notes of dark, jammy black berries along with tangy, juicy apricots. It's decently sour, and has some body to be sure, but generally it's super easy going.
2 Crows Terry 2 Tequila Barrel Blueberry
$12.99
This bluebery sour is matured in ex-tequila barrels. The semi-deep berry notes and accentuated by hints of agave and oak. Still quite tart, and not overwhelmingly fruity, the beer maintains balance nicely.
Superflux Happyness IPA
$5.99
Limit of 1 per customer please.