Shiddys Orange Drink
$3.77
With some alcoholic drinks, you love the taste. Other booze, you treasure because it brings back memories from your past. Then, there are some drinks that are so conceptually weird they have to be consumed ironically. Shiddy's Orange Drink covers at least two of these three concepts, but it is up to you to decide which two.
This drink nails the flavour and feel of watery orange juice from concentrate in an adult cocktail format. Potentially, this is precisely what the doctor ordered, and you have been craving this flavour for eons without knowing it. Perhaps it will remind you of a time long ago, eating fast food near some obnoxiously bright yellow arches on a road trip to see family in another city or province.
Or maybe, just maybe, it will taste so deeply sentimental yet so fundamentally ironic that you have no choice but to acknowledge this masterpiece for what it truly is. You don't only want to imbibe this drink; at your core you understand that you need to. To consume it, is to be consumed by it.
By simply holding the can in your hand, you will be identified by your peers as recognizing, understanding, and appreciating the grand comedy that is human existence.
Shiddy's Orange Drink is going to make you think something. What that something is, is up to you.
5% ABV. No added sugar. Gluten-free. Only 100 Calories per Can. Creepy Clown not included.
Bedrock Evangelho Zinfandel
$67.99
Composed of old-vine Carignan, Mourvèdre, Zinfandel, Alicante, Mission, and Palomino that underwent native yeast fermentation and aged in a combination of French and Austrian oak, approximately 12% new. Only 900 cases produced.
Dumangin Whisky Caol Ila 2013 Batch 18
$150.49
Bottled at 47.2%, this Caol Ila was distilled in 2013. One of 330 bottles for the world, with a small portion coming to Alberta.
From The Producer
"9 Years Old for this single malt Scotch Whisky aged and bottled in Scotland. A classic side of Caol Ila (Peat but not too peaty, savoury green vegetables, and seaweed). B amplified by the Ratafia Champenois touch… Beautifully smooth and hard to understand complexity. Taste bomb that begins and ends with peat in a dancing way. Oily and uplifting, with a texture that reaches all parts of the palate without being overpowering, giving it a perceived lightness. Phenolic citrus fruits and a long smoky finish on the palate amplified by the Ratafia Champenois touch… “The Dumangin Champagne Twist”…. A bouquet of ripe fruit, a hint of vanilla.."
Blaugies Vermentois
$10.34
Producer's notes:
It was developed and produced jointly with our American friend Shaun Hill (Hillfarmstead Brewery, Greensboro, Vermont, USA). It continues to be brewed at our facility in Blaugies. We have exchanged our skills to create this lager with a pronounced bitterness and a slight lemon aftertaste.
St Ambroise Oatmeal Stout
$2.69
Made from malted barley, roasted barley, oatmeal, wheat, and three different varieties of hops by McAuslan Brewing of Montreal, Quebec. 5% ABV.
Timothy Taylor Landlord
$5.66
Worry not: this beer has no relation to a certain tool of a tool man. This is a classic, award-winning Pale Ale from jolly old England. It is also certified Vegan, which that guy might possibly take issue with. We, however, do not. Made with Golden Promise Malted Barley, WGV/Goldings, Fuggles, and Savinjski Goldings hops and bottled at 4.3% ABV.
Producer Description
"The drinkers’ favourite, a classic pale ale with a complex citrus and hoppy aroma. It has won more awards than any other beer, winning both CAMRA Champion Beer of Britain and the Brewing Industry Awards Gold Medal four times.
In 1863 Timothy Taylor was given the opportunity to buy land over a natural aquifer spring. He did what any good Yorkshireman would, and immediately started work building a brewery. Ever since, The Knowle Spring has been the source of the unique spring water we use to brew our beers. Filtered through layers of black rock and limestone, it is said to taste like melted snow. It’s a very pure and consistent water, one of the reasons we are able to brew beer of such reliable quality and taste.
After that first sip you might agree. "
Ol' Beautiful Hard Iced Tea 6PK
$17.09
A refreshing and delicious take on an often old and busted style! 4.5% ABV
From The Producer
"Introducing our refreshing and unique hard iced tea brewed to perfection using African Honeybush tea. Each sip breathes a natural sweetness and aromatic finish for a truly revitalizing experience."
Undone Mezcal
$32.39
Undone: This Is Not Mezcal is a non-alcoholic alternative to everybody's favourite Mexican Spirit.
Producer Description
"Tastes like: Agave and cooked pumpkin, slight smoky notes and hints of pear.
Characteristics
- Vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, low in calories, with natural flavors.
- Alcohol content <0.3% vol. – alcohol-free according to EU guidelines.
- Based on real mezcal.
- Once opened, use within 8 weeks. Store in a cool place. Protect from sunlight.
- Adult drink, recommended for ages 18 and over.
Ingredients: Water, agave syrup, tequila flavor, acidifier citric acid, natural flavor, preservative potassium sorbate, smoke flavor"
Amaro Dell Etna
$43.19
Amaro dell'Etna is a well-balanced Sicilian liqueur known for its unique blend of bitter citrus, orange peel, and hints of rhubarb and licorice, making it a good choice for sipping or as a cocktail base.
Amaro dell'Etna has its roots on the slopes of Mount Etna in Sicily where more than twenty-six herbs and aromatic plants grow. Its special recipe embodies the volcanic nature of Sicilian soil and even after over one hundred years still conveys an authentic and traditional taste.
29% Abv